Alcoholics Not Anonymous

What does it say about me that I plan my carb intake around alcohol?

On one hand, I think this is dumb. I’m trying to get in better shape, after all, and there aren’t many things that can be more counter-productive than drinking.

But then again, I can just drink till I puke it all out anyway, as I’ve done before.

On the other hand, this is just my nature. I’m of Korean descent, which means I was born to drink. Apparently, we drink twice as much as anyone else on the planet.

I wonder if there’s AA in Korea. Oh, that’s right, they meet on Sundays and call it church.


I know a lot of you women are fed up with men and their inappropriate behavior at bars and clubs.

But really, what’s worse, a sober creepy guy or a drunk creepy guy?

Here in LA, every girl assumes that every guy is hitting on them. While this is true most of the time, there are those rare instances when a guy starts a conversation with a girl without the intention of making a move.

It’s called gay men approaching women. They never get turned down. We can learn something from gay men. Their game is on point.

But we don’t have time for that. We’d rather just get wasted, cast out our rods blindly and hope we catch something.

What’s the point of this message? I don’t know.

Actually, I do know. It’s that I really want a beer right now.

Cheers, it’s Friday.

– Chris.

 

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